Beautiful Artwork and Scary Pants

Maddy decided to draw a family picture of us. Here's the beautiful result: That's a Punisher symbol above Jake's head and a Batman symbol above Kaleb's. Maddy has a sun because she's such a sunshiney kind of personality and she gave me a flower. Sweet, eh? Randey's symbol is a fishing pole (she knows him so well!). I asked her why Grandpa was so small compared to the rest of us and she really couldn't give a reason. She said that's just how it came out. I only asked because I wanted to make sure she realized her granny didn't still outweigh her grandpa. LOL It's a perfectly lovely family picture, though and I'll treasure it forever.
This, however, I would never treasure. Get a load of these pants! For Pete's sake! It looks like there's a load in these pants! Who would wear these ugly things? Honestly!

I hereby instruct each and every one of you to smack the T-total fool out of me if you ever see me sportin' a pair of these around town. And I promise, I'll do the same for you! Remember...friends don't let friends wear eyeball burning, stomach turning, butt ugly harem pants ever, ever, ever. I'm just sayin'....