Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Lessons Learned: Loud Music, Expensive Tators, Angry Dogs and Two-Toned Hair

Hello everyone! We're back from our Mini-Moon. Considering this was our first foray into the Land of Couple's Who Get Away Together, let me just say that it was every bit as unsatisfying as Murphy's Law would dictate it could be. lol It started out well (famous last words, eh?). We took the boys to my dad's, visited for a few minutes and then headed downtown to our hotel. We wanted to stay at one of the many, lovely Marriott's dotted around that area, but....we're stupid people and brought Sydney the Wonder Dog with us on our Mini-Moon because we couldn't bear the thought of leaving him at home. This sort of thinking basically translates into "We're really bad pet parents!" and here's why: A) Two's company, three's a crowd! (there's a reason that's such a well-known cliche'), and B) What idiot (besides us!) thinks a dog would be happier cooped up in a hotel room all day long instead of lounging in the familiar comfort of his own home? Since we were dumb enough to bring the dog, we ended up staying at a Best Western (and why is it that Randey thinks a Best Western is A-Okay, I wonder???) instead of a Marriott because of the pet deposit. So anywho, we get to the hotel, drop all our stuff off, get Sydney settled (we thought) and decided to try out Toby Keith's restaurant, I Love This Bar and Grill. But first we had to go to Bass Pro Shops. Can't even begin to tell you what a thrill that was for me! (That's sarcasm speaking). Randey was very considerate, though and we were probably only in there for less than half an hour. He was looking at a particular pair of shoes - they didn't have them in his size, but the salesman assured him they would be receiving a shipment the very next day and would have his size then (they didn't). So anyway, we left Randey's Mecca (aka Bass Pro Shops) and wandered on down the canal walk. This is one of the first views we saw: And here's Tobe's place, from the rear (which is how we entered):
Tobe's place was packed, but what the heck. We were on a Mini-Moon, right? What's the rush? So we got ourselves put on the waiting list and headed to the bar. After a few minutes, I noticed a gift shop along one wall and went to check it out. Desiree', our daughter, is a Toby Keith Freak (that's her official title - she even named her dog after him!). I found her a cute little t-shirt as well as a picture of Toby. The t-shirt says "high maintenance" on the front which I guess means something to those in TobyLand - I didn't get it, but it does suit Des and that's all that mattered to me. I took my purchases and back to the bar I went. Where we proceeded to wait some more. And some more. And then yet even more. Just as it looked like we had to be coming up on the list soon, the band started up. Now when I say the band started up, I don't mean they launched into a pleasant rendition of a soothing little ditty. No, no, no. It was more like...well, you know how it is if you happen to get into a car after a teenager has been driving it and you turn the key and this weird, discordant music immediately blasts you out of the seat? Yeah, it was more like that. I don't know what or who that band was but I think Toby should seriously look a little harder into getting a better sound for his place! We tried going out to the patio, but the music was still grating loud enough to register on the Richter scale so we decided to heck with it. There was no point in eating at a place where we couldn't even hear each other talking from a foot away. So we headed down to Mickey Mantle's Steakhouse, across from the ballpark. Anybody else ever been there? It's quite nice. And quite expensive. An appetizer of Fried Asparagus went for $17.95 an order. A ribeye was $39.95, a New York Strip was $37.95...you get the picture, right? But again, we're on our Mini-Moon. Things like sticker-shock don't apply! And besides, it was fairly quiet and after the noise pollution and pain over at Toby's place, it seemed like heaven to us. I ordered a filet mignon in pepper sauce. I swear, it was probably the most tender steak I've ever eaten in all my born days. The flavor wasn't the best I've ever had, but it was good nevertheless. Randey had a sirloin, I think. We both decided against a baked potato because, well heck...I've never eaten a baked potato that was worth the $5.95 Mickey's people were charging. I mean really - unless that potato was laced with fine wine or Godiva chocolate, it couldn't possibly have contained anything making it worth that kind of jack. We did order onion rings and fresh fried okra, both of which were fabulous! Those were, without a doubt, the best onion rings I've ever eaten in my whole entire life! But who goes to a steakhouse just to eat onion rings? So, while Mickey Mantle's Steakhouse was a very pleasant experience, I must admit I prefer the fun atmosphere of McGuire's in Destin and Pensacola. I prefer their peppercorn steak, too!
Anyway....we ate our dinner, stopped for a latte' afterwards and then headed back to the hotel. We got off the elevator, laughing and talking - ahhhh, life's just grand - and about halfway down the hall, we heard him. Syndey the Wonder Dog. Barking and whining and yapping and howling. What the heck????? He's never done that before. We've left him in hotel rooms before. But come to think of it, that was almost 3 years ago....And sure, he's a yapper, but not like this! So we run/walk down to our room and get the door open and there he is...looking like an abandoned little orphan dog. With an attitude. It was obvious that Sydney the Wonder Dog was not going to tolerate sitting in a hotel room the rest of the weekend while we honeymooned our little touristy hearts out. So much for the plans we'd made! Here's the thing, though. After pouting for awhile and after thinking the situation over, we realized that we were pretty much torturing Sydney every time we took him with us whenever we went out of town. Every time we've taken him to my dad's house, we've stressed him out (he has to be either held, put in his carrier or locked outside due to the circumstances). Every time we've taken him to Florida, we've tortured him because he has to sit in a car for hours on end, he's limited in what he can do whenever he gets where we're going and he's generally miserable because of that. All this time, we've been so worried about "hurting his feelings" and making him feel abandoned when we leave town that we've been causing him more harm than good! So, we decided that A) we're getting a doggy door installed and B) the next time we go out of town, we'll pay the dog watcher to come over everyday, twice a day if need be, to give him some human interaction and check to see that's he's happy and comfortable...in his own home! We always have her come over for Blu, anyway. Geez. I can't believe we've been so stupid. I can't believe we became those kind of people....one's who think they're doing the best thing for their pets without really thinking about the pet! But, the important thing is, we've learned from our mistake. And tomorrow I'll tell you more about our visit to Bricktown. Including the limitations imposed by having a dog with you. And all of you out there saying "well, duh!" about our little revelation on pet parenting, zip it! I'm feeling stupid enough as it is. Don't need your help on this one! lol
Now I'll leave you with this:
See my two-toned hair? As I've mentioned in the past, I've decided to just "go gray". For those of you who have ever done this, you know how hard the "transition" period is. I actually went about 6 weeks ago and had low-lights put in to help blend the old with the new. I think it's time to have that done again. lol I've worked so hard at ignoring the difference between the hair coming in and the hair growing out that it just doesn't phase me much anymore. Until I see a picture, that is. Or until someone says something. Like my dad. This was so funny...as we were sitting around visiting Friday evening, I noticed Dad kind of looking at me funny. Finally he said, "Did you add that white stuff to your hair on purpose?". LOLOLOLOL I think he thinks neither he nor I are old enough for me to be that gray naturally. Dad, Dad, Dad. I wasn't sure if I should be offended or flattered. Either way, it was funny. I'm still laughing about the look on his face! :)


  1. Well I might go to a steakhouse just for the onion rings, but I would never take a dog on my mini-moon! No, I would not. LOL!

    Your dad reminds me of my own who has a fit when I am not wearing make-up. "Why do you slap all that crap on your face?" (That's right, I am NOT wearing make-up when he's complaining. Sigh.)

    I love white hair and I think you're going to be just stunning. The only suggestion I have is this: How do you feel about a pixie cut for summer?

    Love you, Kari! Thanks for sharing the fun!!

  2. welcome back; hope you were still able to enjoy yourself despite having an upset dog with you LOL

  3. AWWWWW! I am sorry your Mini-Moon didn't turn out quite as you hoped!

    You have come to the right conclusion though! Leave the dog at home! LOL!

    My hair would be exactly like yours if I let myself stop fighting nature. It would have been a pretty simple growing process for me though, because I "usually" keep my hair short. For some dumb reason I have decided to "try" and let it grow out.

    I know that if I decide to go totally gray/white I will definitely be cutting it short again. (Shoot! Who am I kidding? It will probably be short again before I stop keeping Loreal in business!)

    Glad you had the chance to get away girlie! Everyone needs a break!

  4. hey when you've been together as long as you guys you can handle this. have to chuckle though cause it sounds like something that would happen to us too. re; the hair..I totally get it, been there. Matter of fact when I got mine cut this weekend the hairdresser says "you'll want to redo your color" What! I just did it a week ago. Well it was longer then and I guess I didn't do so hot a job of the underside of the back which was now way white in two streaks on either side. So I'm like do I have to walk to my car with my hood up? (GAWK!). Not quite THAT bad..and sweet DH when he gets home says "I like it that way, it's you" ??!?!?

  5. So..you pay nearly 40 bucks for a steak,and it doesnt't come with a baked potato??
    I'm one of those people that would feel guilty enough to take the dog on a mini moon,but not guilty enough to let it's attitude spoil my good time.

  6. I wouldn't have noticed the hair unless you told me. You do look good in the pink. I haven't been able to wear my cute things. it has been wingy..rainy and COLD. it is supposed to warm up the day we go to the Amish country and I hate to get throwen out of town =)
    Come see me along the way on our trip.

  7. Sounds like quite the experience! I'm happy to hear you are thinking of a next time.... with the doggy watcher, of coure. :)

  8. Sorry Sydney the Wonder Dog took some of the thrill out of your mini-moon. As you know, we take Miss Daisy with us everywhere. Thank God she's a good traveler. We usually stay in Marriott Residence Inns. We put her in her crate, give her a big treat to chew on, leave the TV on in the bedroom area and the TV on in the sitting area, close the door between the two rooms and put up the Do Not Disturb sign. So far so good.

    Good for you for being brave enough to go natural with your hair. I have two friends who have done it. It's not easy. I agree with Vee...it might be easier if you cut it so you get rid of most of the color that's left.

    Can't wait to hear about the rest of your trip.


  9. I am lovin' that hair, Sistah! You'll see..once you get done with the "grow out" you'll wonder how you kept up with all that color for so long! I finally gave in and cut mine short...and have only gone shorter. Kind of stacked in the back, longer in the front..sort of Victoria Beckham, but not as radical...and 25 years older to boot! HA


  10. Kari - I have laughed my head off - The restaurant - the dog - your hair - you are too funny!!! I am steadfastly hanging on to my hair color - just not ready to do it - I have been white (very white) since I was in my 30s - I will be 50 in a couple of weeks - but I'm just not ready to let go - maybe next year!!!!
    Loved the story!!!

  11. Okay, get yourself to the beautician and get wash that gray right out of your hair...anyone who can afford a 40 buck steak can afford dye...do it. I don't like the lowlights. I like the redhead. Poor Sydney...why poor Sydney you might ask, why not poor Kari and Randey? BECAUSE SYDNEY CANNOT DRIVE. He can't pack...hell, he can't even speak English...what were you thinking??? Blu would have been a perfectly adequate babysitter. I'm glad you had sorta fun but I think I see a second MiniMoon on the horizon
    love ya tons
    Aunt Sandi

  12. I forgot to ask you if you saw Bones Monday night and what did you think??

  13. Hi Kari,

    So you had a good time on your mini moon?? I can't believe how much that restaurant was,ouch. I don't think your hair looks bad at all, mine would probably look the same way if I didn't spend about $100.00 every 7 weeks. Now that hurts. LOL

  14. There is a steak house like that here. Have not yet been but I hear the potatoes alone are 7.95! Ouch!
    And, you know what *I* think of when I see your hair?? How gorgeously think it is!! I so envy you that!!!
    And Dad's, gotta love the things they say!!

    Poor Sydney, poor you. I have been there too. We took our Mandy with us and then, later on, our cat Hannah. They were in lots of motels and hotels because of all our moving. Hannah had room service at a high rise hotel in DC once! Kip has been in a couple of hotels but I never left him 'cause we knew that would be baaaaad. It was when we were moving so one of us was with him all the time. He could not figure out hearing the people in the hall and why he could not *see* them through the window! (Or mirrored closet doors as it were!)
    I wish we had had the cam corder packed because it was a hoot.

    I am sorry it was not perfect but it was nice right?? You got to see JB's statue!!


  15. No advice here. I'm just sorry your mini moon didn't start out JUST RIGHT!

    I think that I am going to just go gray and not cover it. I'm getting some long gray hairs that stick out. But every hair on my head regardless of the color, is a blessing. THIN is not so cool.



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